May 2012
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May. 5th, 2012
Apr. 12th, 2012
Blind dates suck. I figured 'oh what the hell, it's a favor, what could go wrong?' Well... last time I do a favor for a psycho bitch. Note to self, never trust Nadine Greene again. This was down right nasty.
So... I thought I was going on a date to Bluestone Restaurant with either the lovely miss Mary Zannella or the equally enchanting Hannah Ackerley. I had everything all set for you girls. Flowers, candy the works.
Instead... I get a date with Jillian from Waldo's.
Just in case anyone missed it, last month, the Echo proved she was a guy previously... and I have first hand proof that... yeah it was true. Dude
that was so wrong.
I miss Lou Lou.
So... I thought I was going on a date to Bluestone Restaurant with either the lovely miss Mary Zannella or the equally enchanting Hannah Ackerley. I had everything all set for you girls. Flowers, candy the works.
Instead... I get a date with Jillian from Waldo's.
Just in case anyone missed it, last month, the Echo proved she was a guy previously... and I have first hand proof that... yeah it was true. Dude
that was so wrong.
I miss Lou Lou.
Apr. 2nd, 2012
Today was made of win. Finally get to cross off one of the girls that has been in my bingo book forever. Went to Disneyland today. Met Snow White. Had some... other adventures in the park got stopped by a man with a badge in the shape of a mouse. OH MAN that was fun running from him. Muggles are so much fun to mess with.. Went out to a bar after and guess who was there! When you wish upon a star....
Mar. 28th, 2012
Fuck. It happened. I can't believe it's come to this. This just... this can't be happening. I was so careful too! YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS! I suppose this is the end, then. Well fuck. I'm taking out as many as I can first.
Shit. No. I-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shit. No. I-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mar. 25th, 2012
[OOC: backdated by a few hours]
Damn, last night was hell. Kinda wish I went out to join everyone, but, you know, have that whole Quidditch thing. Can't say I exactly minded the slight delay. Gave me more time to sleep.
Still, can I say, best match of the season? Better luck... nah, fuck you Macmillan. Kenzie got a clean hit on you, deal with it bitch. Injuries happen. No need to go off and sulk, bitch and whine. Shake it off and man up.
Also, thanks for everyone who showed up for the talent show. I hope you guys liked the 'for the children' special Noah and I did. Fred's open to autographs.
Damn, last night was hell. Kinda wish I went out to join everyone, but, you know, have that whole Quidditch thing. Can't say I exactly minded the slight delay. Gave me more time to sleep.
Still, can I say, best match of the season? Better luck... nah, fuck you Macmillan. Kenzie got a clean hit on you, deal with it bitch. Injuries happen. No need to go off and sulk, bitch and whine. Shake it off and man up.
Also, thanks for everyone who showed up for the talent show. I hope you guys liked the 'for the children' special Noah and I did. Fred's open to autographs.
Mar. 7th, 2012
God today? Today was fucking AWESOME. I love my major. Just saying.
I found out more about miss Emily Parker.That hot proper business chick in my class
~ She did a bar crawl last two night and still showed up to class
~ is 19
~ so not as proper as I thought
~ is single.
How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman. Guess who has a date tonight?
I found out more about miss Emily Parker.
~ She did a bar crawl last two night and still showed up to class
~ is 19
~ so not as proper as I thought
~ is single.
How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman. Guess who has a date tonight?
Feb. 29th, 2012
Holy shit. I slept 13 hours last night/today. Wouldn't mind if I could sleep a little more, so, if someone could turn out the sun, that would be awesome. I'd try sleeping at this pet thing, but, I expect there too but too many dogs around for that.
Feb. 28th, 2012
Well that wasnt how I planned to spend my night.
Also consider his a public apology to the girls from HOT. Sorry you have a crazy bitch sister in Nadine Greene.
[Private to Caden, Noah, Justin]
Thanks for last night. Sorry to put you through that.
Also consider his a public apology to the girls from HOT. Sorry you have a crazy bitch sister in Nadine Greene.
[Private to Caden, Noah, Justin]
Thanks for last night. Sorry to put you through that.
Feb. 26th, 2012
[Private to Alex, Jordan, Jason, Justin and Noah]
You guys should be real proud of me right now. Really. Was trying to talk to the Aurors and Hit-Wizards on the case. I may have said a few things, but, nothing too bad, even by Justin's standards. Assholes kicked me out. Told me how I wasn't helpijng any and just getting in the way. Really? Guess what fuck face, my dog has done more to get this case moving forward in one night than you and your friends have in weeks. Fuck you. They were begging for an ass kicking.
Normally I'd say I'd go to the bow now for drinks but well.... Think I'll be at Whiplash if anyone needs me.
You guys should be real proud of me right now. Really. Was trying to talk to the Aurors and Hit-Wizards on the case. I may have said a few things, but, nothing too bad, even by Justin's standards. Assholes kicked me out. Told me how I wasn't helpijng any and just getting in the way. Really? Guess what fuck face, my dog has done more to get this case moving forward in one night than you and your friends have in weeks. Fuck you. They were begging for an ass kicking.
Normally I'd say I'd go to the bow now for drinks but well.... Think I'll be at Whiplash if anyone needs me.
Feb. 22nd, 2012
All right. What the FUCK happened! Someone damn well tell me that they've seen Kenzie in the last five minutes or else. I found my dog stunned, blood in his mouth and no sign of her. So someone speak the fuck up RIGHT NOW! KENZIE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF THIS IS SOME SORT OF JOKE!
Feb. 13th, 2012
I feel absolutely terrible that, despite spending so much time at either house, neither ZD nor HOT has offered me a bid. Girls, I feel terribly neglected. You made me cry.
Onto other things though, with tomorrow being Valentine's Day, I thought I'd open a little side bussiness Ladies and Gentlemen:
Having trouble with a stalker in your life? Don't know how to tell that crazy ex to just bug off? Just want to sleep at night without being worried about some creep? Owl my little side business-- Smack that Ass.
Beaters (namely Kenzie) are standing by ready to solve your problem.
Onto other things though, with tomorrow being Valentine's Day, I thought I'd open a little side bussiness Ladies and Gentlemen:
Having trouble with a stalker in your life? Don't know how to tell that crazy ex to just bug off? Just want to sleep at night without being worried about some creep? Owl my little side business-- Smack that Ass.
Beaters (namely Kenzie) are standing by ready to solve your problem.
Jan. 31st, 2012
I just want to state for the record: I am not a pervert, I just enjoy being naked. That and I love art students.... just... trying to help fellow students out!
Jan. 18th, 2012
Seriously? You're really going to give me homework for this weekend? And not just a little, read this whole damn book by this time next week? Don't these teachers know that this weekend is THE weekend of the annual Jello Wrestling Competition at the Dance Hall? THIS CANNOT BE MISSED! So! Who wants to make some money so I can go watch pretty girls try to win 100 Galleons.
Jan. 11th, 2012
Had an interesting thought. We only have two frats on campus, so I thought to self, self, we should really have more variety for the students. It would be the most benefitial thing. I hadn't thought up a name just yet, but I have thought of the motto: Carpe Vino.
Dec. 14th, 2011
Out of coffee. Out of beer. Hotties headed home. Life is crap.
Dec. 2nd, 2011
( Private to Jordan, Jason, and Alex )
( Private to Kenzie )
Adoring fans, I'll be signing any autographs, kissing any babies, or whatever you want. I'm all yours for the taking.
( Private to Kenzie )
Adoring fans, I'll be signing any autographs, kissing any babies, or whatever you want. I'm all yours for the taking.
Nov. 16th, 2011
This morning fucking ruled-I was all like ‘NO CLOCK, YOU ARE WRONG,’ and then I remembered that it was daylight savings time and I never actually bothered to change my clock and THE CLOCK TOTALLY WAS WRONG.
Nov. 10th, 2011
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNZZZZZZZ
Oct. 12th, 2011
...Alright. I got at least a couple hours before the consequences of my actions catch up to me. Just enough time to stock up on pills and bacon...
Oct. 5th, 2011
Well that could have gone better. Took Marshall out for his second run of the day. Didnt feel like running with him so I wisely brought my skates to just let him do all the work.... Bad idea. I intimately became aquianted with the sidewalk, several trees, a couple bushes, and a very metal fence. But, this one medi-witch chick saw it and was determined to make sure I was okay. I have a date with Karen tonight now. Win. Marshall is staying home though.
Planning on trying Waldo's New Butternuts Porkslap pale ale and the Smuttynose Porter.
Planning on trying Waldo's New Butternuts Porkslap pale ale and the Smuttynose Porter.